"Text me when you get home xx" is just the beginning...
I live in a world where one of my AirPods always has a lower battery than the other, a side effect of rarely feeling safe enough in public spaces to have them both in at the same time. Where my favorite keychain not only reminds me of a trip to Japan, but also has sharp enough edges to be useful if I’m attacked. Where I only unlock my car when I’m right next to the driver’s door, and I always check the backseat before I get in. Where, within moments of entering a new pub, I c
